Sex with a calculator?
That must have been quite a dream. 
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Sex with a calculator? That must have been quite a dream.
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Original post: Jason_Roberts
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;325689]Sex with a calculator? That must have been quite a dream. [/QUOTE]
Sex = Multiplication.
(And often in my case, division.)
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;325689]Sex with a calculator?
That must have been quite a dream. [/QUOTE]Sex = Multiplication.
(And often in my case, division.)
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Original post: Emperor Time
I agree about that.
I agree about that.
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Original post: AstralMagickCraft
Apparantly that servitor of jason roberts was working its magick.Oddly enough, a student of mine messaged me this morning and said that he dreamed he had sex with a calculator. This is totally true, I am not making it up. xoxo
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Original post: Scarlett_156
Well, he didn't say that he was in love with the calculator, however; it was just casual object sex, I guess. xoxo
Well, he didn't say that he was in love with the calculator, however; it was just casual object sex, I guess. xoxo
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Original post: Emperor Time
It still amazing though.
It still amazing though.
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Previously, the servitor existed in the future of said egregore, at a temporal distance of my deciding. In this example, let's say the public unveiling of the art. The servitor then gathers all the energy spent by people gazing absently into the art (or as they would say, 'thoughtfully,' 'ponderously,' or 'pensively') then directs it back to the moment of the egregore's arising. Because of this, the egregore grows to an astounding level, thus increasing the payload in the end, thus increasing the egregore's growth, thus etc., ad infinitum. The servitor simply skims a bit of the top each time and makes a deposit in an "off-shore" account (fourth dimensional cryptographic holomatricies of my own invention) which I have direct access to through a series of transformers (other servitors), which of course, is an infinately recursive loop, and so, in the end, having in effect all funds ever conceived, makes me both the richest and the poorest man ever, since there is nothing else in contradistinction to the funds.
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Oh, man ... the digital manipulation jokes are endless!Scarlett_156;325638 wrote:Oddly enough, a student of mine messaged me this morning and said that he dreamed he had sex with a calculator. This is totally true, I am not making it up. xoxo
I've been working on a servitor which actually feeds on egregores, in a sort of parasitic, if not symbiotic, manner. For example, let's say I'm with a group of friends and we're working on an art project together. It's a classic egregore example to say there comes a point where the project "takes on a life of it's own." That's where the servitor comes into the picture, or rather, re-enters the picture.Hitman777 wrote:I just got rid of one I had been working with for awhile. He got me pretty good results, and he was fed by low level astral critters, such as other servitors, that he met up with on the astral plane.
Previously, the servitor existed in the future of said egregore, at a temporal distance of my deciding. In this example, let's say the public unveiling of the art. The servitor then gathers all the energy spent by people gazing absently into the art (or as they would say, 'thoughtfully,' 'ponderously,' or 'pensively') then directs it back to the moment of the egregore's arising. Because of this, the egregore grows to an astounding level, thus increasing the payload in the end, thus increasing the egregore's growth, thus etc., ad infinitum. The servitor simply skims a bit of the top each time and makes a deposit in an "off-shore" account (fourth dimensional cryptographic holomatricies of my own invention) which I have direct access to through a series of transformers (other servitors), which of course, is an infinately recursive loop, and so, in the end, having in effect all funds ever conceived, makes me both the richest and the poorest man ever, since there is nothing else in contradistinction to the funds.
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Original post: AstralMagickCraft
"you know you want me"
"you know pie to the 40th digit"
"oh baby"
"oh yes"
"you know you want me"
"you know pie to the 40th digit"
"oh baby"
"oh yes"
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Apsinthion, that's similar to mine, except that when he wasn't on a job, my late servitor was supposed to roam the astral plane and seek out other people's servitors and consume them, and by doing so grow stronger, and replicate the abilities of the servitors without aquiring any of the limitations imposed upon said servitors by their creators. He was doing really well, then all of a sudden he just stopped getting the kind of results I was getting used to, or he'd take forever to do what I wanted. Strangely enough, the problems starting happening AFTER he went viral, so it's not like he was stretched too thin. Before he ceased operating adequately, he was doing several things at once, successfully.
Then, nothing or not much. So,he had to go.
I'm looking to make an original servitor this next time, no more fictional character ripoffs for the time being.
Apsinthion, that's similar to mine, except that when he wasn't on a job, my late servitor was supposed to roam the astral plane and seek out other people's servitors and consume them, and by doing so grow stronger, and replicate the abilities of the servitors without aquiring any of the limitations imposed upon said servitors by their creators. He was doing really well, then all of a sudden he just stopped getting the kind of results I was getting used to, or he'd take forever to do what I wanted. Strangely enough, the problems starting happening AFTER he went viral, so it's not like he was stretched too thin. Before he ceased operating adequately, he was doing several things at once, successfully.
Then, nothing or not much. So,he had to go.
I'm looking to make an original servitor this next time, no more fictional character ripoffs for the time being.
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Original post: Emperor Time
Hitman your last servitor sounds like Sylar from Heroes.
Hitman your last servitor sounds like Sylar from Heroes.
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i am new to this but what about a blank/copy servitor?
in the books about evocation like bardons and the likes there is a whole list of existing entities and thats where blank comes in handy the entities in those books you need to hold a show to evoke a entitie one creates can be evoked with the method you programmed so much easyér and no cost.
pick a entitie in one off those books create blank and send the servitor to the entitie you picked to copy its knowleadge and abillity of that entitie. (like a copycat)
or a symbiot servitor that takes in energy stores it and transfer to you when needed.
i am new to this but what about a blank/copy servitor?
in the books about evocation like bardons and the likes there is a whole list of existing entities and thats where blank comes in handy the entities in those books you need to hold a show to evoke a entitie one creates can be evoked with the method you programmed so much easyér and no cost.
pick a entitie in one off those books create blank and send the servitor to the entitie you picked to copy its knowleadge and abillity of that entitie. (like a copycat)
or a symbiot servitor that takes in energy stores it and transfer to you when needed.
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[QUOTE=danielkey22;326175]i am new to this but what about a blank/copy servitor?
in the books about evocation like bardons and the likes there is a whole list of existing entities and thats where blank comes in handy the entities in those books you need to hold a show to evoke a entitie one creates can be evoked with the method you programmed so much easyér and no cost.
pick a entitie in one off those books create blank and send the servitor to the entitie you picked to copy its knowleadge and abillity of that entitie. (like a copycat)
or a symbiot servitor that takes in energy stores it and transfer to you when needed.[/QUOTE]
i think entity would get pissed of because of copyright issues . seriously, i doubt entity would recieve it good if someone wanted to copy it.
[QUOTE=danielkey22;326175]i am new to this but what about a blank/copy servitor?
in the books about evocation like bardons and the likes there is a whole list of existing entities and thats where blank comes in handy the entities in those books you need to hold a show to evoke a entitie one creates can be evoked with the method you programmed so much easyér and no cost.
pick a entitie in one off those books create blank and send the servitor to the entitie you picked to copy its knowleadge and abillity of that entitie. (like a copycat)
or a symbiot servitor that takes in energy stores it and transfer to you when needed.[/QUOTE]
i think entity would get pissed of because of copyright issues
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so my idea wont work thats to bad i thought it was a good idea becouse the difference one can evoke the entitie the original one to evoke you need to hold a show (well thats what the books tell) but your own creation can be evoked the way you put in his programme (you can make it simple or complex) so thats why i thought it was a good idea.
then what about a entitie that when someone makes a online transaction 50 cent goes to your own account.
so my idea wont work thats to bad i thought it was a good idea becouse the difference one can evoke the entitie the original one to evoke you need to hold a show (well thats what the books tell) but your own creation can be evoked the way you put in his programme (you can make it simple or complex) so thats why i thought it was a good idea.
then what about a entitie that when someone makes a online transaction 50 cent goes to your own account.
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Original post: Apsinthion
[QUOTE=danielkey22;326435]then what about a entitie that when someone makes a online transaction 50 cent goes to your own account.[/QUOTE]
Anything is possible, danielkey22 ... the part of the formula that people often forget, however, is the price.
[QUOTE=danielkey22;326435]then what about a entitie that when someone makes a online transaction 50 cent goes to your own account.[/QUOTE]
Anything is possible, danielkey22 ... the part of the formula that people often forget, however, is the price.
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Original post: AstralMagickCraft
Brilliant! grounding excercises would be useful after that.or a symbiot servitor that takes in energy stores it and transfer to you when needed.
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Original post: koolbear05
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;325174]Is that the cookie monster?
Also what about a matchmaker servitor that lives off the love of two people in love. [/QUOTE]
Thats a good idea! Muh ha ha haaa, but An Shika has a good point about love-eatting, and I wouldnt want to destroy people's relationships. . .
[QUOTE=Emperor Time;325174]Is that the cookie monster?
Also what about a matchmaker servitor that lives off the love of two people in love. [/QUOTE]Thats a good idea! Muh ha ha haaa, but An Shika has a good point about love-eatting, and I wouldnt want to destroy people's relationships. . .
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[QUOTE=koolbear05;326641]Thats a good idea! Muh ha ha haaa, but An Shika has a good point about love-eatting, and I wouldnt want to destroy people's relationships. . .[/QUOTE]
Thanks for liking my idea koolbear.
[QUOTE=koolbear05;326641]Thats a good idea! Muh ha ha haaa, but An Shika has a good point about love-eatting, and I wouldnt want to destroy people's relationships. . .
[/QUOTE]Thanks for liking my idea koolbear.
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[QUOTE=koolbear05;326641]Thats a good idea! Muh ha ha haaa, but An Shika has a good point about love-eatting, and I wouldnt want to destroy people's relationships. . .[/QUOTE]
What about destroying relationships that will end much more painfully, and with greater suffering if they are not ended earlier? To me that seems like a valid reason. You would be saving two (or often, more) people from a lot of anguish.
[QUOTE=koolbear05;326641]Thats a good idea! Muh ha ha haaa, but An Shika has a good point about love-eatting, and I wouldnt want to destroy people's relationships. . .
[/QUOTE]What about destroying relationships that will end much more painfully, and with greater suffering if they are not ended earlier? To me that seems like a valid reason. You would be saving two (or often, more) people from a lot of anguish.
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a question can someone explain how to visualise the programming of a entitie the looks are easy just see in your mind how the entitie looks like but i dont understand the programming i have read the book creating magical entities but still i dont understand.
another entitie idea is a entitie that search knowleadge of a specific field for example a entitie that search for any knowleadge on magic i doubt that every book available holds everything in this field so the entitie search and learns everything in the available books but there may be documents out there that people dont know about so it can look for that and learn that too and then share it with you.
a question can someone explain how to visualise the programming of a entitie the looks are easy just see in your mind how the entitie looks like but i dont understand the programming i have read the book creating magical entities but still i dont understand.
another entitie idea is a entitie that search knowleadge of a specific field for example a entitie that search for any knowleadge on magic i doubt that every book available holds everything in this field so the entitie search and learns everything in the available books but there may be documents out there that people dont know about so it can look for that and learn that too and then share it with you.
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[QUOTE=Jason_Roberts;326662]What about destroying relationships that will end much more painfully, and with greater suffering if they are not ended earlier? To me that seems like a valid reason. You would be saving two (or often, more) people from a lot of anguish.[/QUOTE]
I fucking JUST did it on my relationship (not by a servitoir)... IT HURTS. But it's the right thing... It needs courage and a fucking huge amout of love to do it in that way... (except if it is done because of selfishness :mad: ...)
[QUOTE=Jason_Roberts;326662]What about destroying relationships that will end much more painfully, and with greater suffering if they are not ended earlier? To me that seems like a valid reason. You would be saving two (or often, more) people from a lot of anguish.[/QUOTE]
I fucking JUST did it on my relationship (not by a servitoir)... IT HURTS. But it's the right thing... It needs courage and a fucking huge amout of love to do it in that way... (except if it is done because of selfishness :mad: ...)
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[QUOTE=Chaote_UD;326843]I fucking JUST did it on my relationship (not by a servitoir)... IT HURTS. But it's the right thing... It needs courage and a fucking huge amout of love to do it in that way... (except if it is done because of selfishness :mad: ...)[/QUOTE]
That tough to hear.
[QUOTE=Chaote_UD;326843]I fucking JUST did it on my relationship (not by a servitoir)... IT HURTS. But it's the right thing... It needs courage and a fucking huge amout of love to do it in that way... (except if it is done because of selfishness :mad: ...)[/QUOTE]
That tough to hear.
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[QUOTE=Chaote_UD;326843]I fucking JUST did it on my relationship (not by a servitoir)... IT HURTS. But it's the right thing... It needs courage and a fucking huge amout of love to do it in that way... (except if it is done because of selfishness :mad: ...)[/QUOTE]
Love is a dangerous and foolish game to play. The odds are stacked against us. And the flaw that lies in fleeting human loyalties guarantees to us that it must always come to an end, regardless of the kind of people pursuing it.
I've recently got royally burned, as well. It's my hope that I have finally learned my lesson about this cycle that is recursive to all human beings.
It's all games.
There are three things that will always be cured by love: Naiveté, loyalty and empathy.
So far, the only thing that has yet to match the atrocities of romance is the opposite of love itself - Hate.
There was a time long ago, I'm sure, when it was more safe to love and far more real. Unfortunately, in the world we live in today, it is far from that. We are moving towards greater liberation and an era of the Self.
[QUOTE=Chaote_UD;326843]I fucking JUST did it on my relationship (not by a servitoir)... IT HURTS. But it's the right thing... It needs courage and a fucking huge amout of love to do it in that way... (except if it is done because of selfishness :mad: ...)[/QUOTE]
Love is a dangerous and foolish game to play. The odds are stacked against us. And the flaw that lies in fleeting human loyalties guarantees to us that it must always come to an end, regardless of the kind of people pursuing it.
I've recently got royally burned, as well. It's my hope that I have finally learned my lesson about this cycle that is recursive to all human beings.
It's all games.
There are three things that will always be cured by love: Naiveté, loyalty and empathy.
So far, the only thing that has yet to match the atrocities of romance is the opposite of love itself - Hate.
There was a time long ago, I'm sure, when it was more safe to love and far more real. Unfortunately, in the world we live in today, it is far from that. We are moving towards greater liberation and an era of the Self.
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[QUOTE=Jason_Roberts;326943]
So far, the only thing that has yet to match the atrocities of romance is the opposite of love itself - Hate.
There was a time long ago, I'm sure, when it was more safe to love and far more real. Unfortunately, in the world we live in today, it is far from that. We are moving towards greater liberation and an era of the Self.[/QUOTE]
I would have to say that we are moving more towards an era of sluttyness and lack of loyalty if anything. It's rediculous how many people cheat on thier partners these days I can only find a select few people that I know who haven't been cheated on. Makes me wonder why more people just don't have "open" relationships since that's what most seem to really want these days. I do agree that love is not at all safe anymore and staying with someone longer than two years is not likely.
I would suggest a servitor that guides any partner willing to cheat to a person who has an std.
[QUOTE=Jason_Roberts;326943]
So far, the only thing that has yet to match the atrocities of romance is the opposite of love itself - Hate.
There was a time long ago, I'm sure, when it was more safe to love and far more real. Unfortunately, in the world we live in today, it is far from that. We are moving towards greater liberation and an era of the Self.[/QUOTE]
I would have to say that we are moving more towards an era of sluttyness and lack of loyalty if anything. It's rediculous how many people cheat on thier partners these days I can only find a select few people that I know who haven't been cheated on. Makes me wonder why more people just don't have "open" relationships since that's what most seem to really want these days. I do agree that love is not at all safe anymore and staying with someone longer than two years is not likely.
I would suggest a servitor that guides any partner willing to cheat to a person who has an std.
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Original post: Emperor Time
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I would suggest a servitor that guides any partner willing to cheat to a person who has an std.[/QUOTE]
That a good idea unless the partner is with you at the same time they are cheating that is.
[QUOTE=tiger_shark;326969]
I would suggest a servitor that guides any partner willing to cheat to a person who has an std.
[/QUOTE]That a good idea unless the partner is with you at the same time they are cheating that is.
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[QUOTE=tiger_shark;326969]I would have to say that we are moving more towards an era of sluttyness and lack of loyalty if anything. It's rediculous how many people cheat on thier partners these days I can only find a select few people that I know who haven't been cheated on. Makes me wonder why more people just don't have "open" relationships since that's what most seem to really want these days. I do agree that love is not at all safe anymore and staying with someone longer than two years is not likely.
I would suggest a servitor that guides any partner willing to cheat to a person who has an std.[/QUOTE]
I am actually creating one, tiger. It does that among other things. One of its primary functions will be to illuminate any new (innocent) love interests of the cheater as to the nature of their ways.
[QUOTE=tiger_shark;326969]I would have to say that we are moving more towards an era of sluttyness and lack of loyalty if anything. It's rediculous how many people cheat on thier partners these days I can only find a select few people that I know who haven't been cheated on. Makes me wonder why more people just don't have "open" relationships since that's what most seem to really want these days. I do agree that love is not at all safe anymore and staying with someone longer than two years is not likely.
I would suggest a servitor that guides any partner willing to cheat to a person who has an std.
[/QUOTE]I am actually creating one, tiger. It does that among other things. One of its primary functions will be to illuminate any new (innocent) love interests of the cheater as to the nature of their ways.