Orobas Rules

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:00 pm

Original post: Aodh

Have you actually summoned anyone else?

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:46 pm

Original post: Grab

Orobas is the best... for what?

What did you ask of him and how did it manifest? *curious*

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 8:12 pm

Original post: BrotherM

hahahah, what else is there in life?

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 8:50 pm

Original post: daev

So how exactly did he help you with those things?What did he not do for you that you wanted?

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 9:03 pm

Original post: Mmothra

And was this posting part of your deal with Orobas?

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:06 pm

Original post: Grab

Hrrm. Not very scientific, dude, but as long as you got the money, babes and health, I guess that becomes less important. :lol:

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:16 pm

Original post: Grab

I can't belive you asked Orobas to get laid. About those 6 girls: are they much hotter than your usual standard?

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:27 pm

Original post: Grab

[QUOTE=YupThisAlex]i dont recall saying that. i asked him to make sure the girl i has sex WASNT pregnant since the condoms broke[/QUOTE]
I was referring to the 6 girls, and congrats on that, if it makes you happy. Try getting them all for a 7some, I'm sure that would satisfy almost anyone's ego. :lol:

Occult Forum Archive · Sun Jan 23, 2005 10:29 pm

Original post: Chahel

For your future health and safety... Condoms usually break because of a lack of vaginal lubrication. There are times in a woman's cycle where this is natural and expected. K-Y jelly should fix the problem. Also, congratulations!

Occult Forum Archive · Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:18 pm

Original post: BrotherM

hahaha, good stuff man, I wish I was reading this 14 years ago

Occult Forum Archive · Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:32 pm

Original post: hungrykitty

[QUOTE=YupThisAlex]Ok ill break it down more.
money - learned many secrets on investing and other stuff and great ideas for my small programming business.
girls - currently have 6 girls that want me.
health - found out reason of getting bronchitos every year.

o yea and i forgot another thing. remember i posted here about having sex and condoms breaking. well i also asked for her not to be pregnant, and shes not!

so i recomend OROBAS to everone[/QUOTE]
I call for a cage match. One room, blocked exits, yupthisalex, and all 6 girls, one last ingredient....the women know he's been sleeping with all of them.

Occult Forum Archive · Mon Jan 24, 2005 3:52 pm

Original post: MaeveQ

Was this a blind evocation? Did you actually have stable contact with Orobas? Did he agree to do what you desired?

Occult Forum Archive · Mon Jan 24, 2005 4:46 pm

Original post: Noxlux

Nice horsey.

Occult Forum Archive · Tue Jan 25, 2005 5:49 am

Original post: magickingdl

How exactly did you communicate with Orobas?

Occult Forum Archive · Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:00 am

Original post: pAmphAge

[QUOTE=Grab]I can't belive you asked Orobas to get laid. About those 6 girls: are they much hotter than your usual standard?[/QUOTE]
And who do YOU ask to get laid?

Occult Forum Archive · Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:21 pm

Original post: magickingdl

[QUOTE=pAmphAge]And who do YOU ask to get laid?[/QUOTE]
Your girlfriend or boyfriend?

Occult Forum Archive · Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:18 pm

Original post: der meister

why the fuck did you just start talking about sex and vaginal lubrication in a topic concerning evocation???

Occult Forum Archive · Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:31 pm

Original post: Aodh

Because it came up. No need to be rude about it.

Occult Forum Archive · Fri Feb 04, 2005 6:14 am

Original post: Chahel

[QUOTE=Aodh]Because it came up. No need to be rude about it.[/QUOTE]
Thanks Aodh. Yup, that's exactly why. Better to have one post that isn't strictly on-topic than have a surprised parent or AIDS patient.

If you feel strongly about it, take it up with a moderator.

Occult Forum Archive · Mon Feb 07, 2005 12:51 pm

Original post: tanis_elven

hmm...im a bit dumb, so this orobas thingy is a bit unlcear...anyways Congratulations!!

it should take at least one more year for me to succesfuly evoke...im still under traning

Occult Forum Archive · Mon Feb 07, 2005 3:35 pm

Original post: hungrykitty

[QUOTE=YupThisAlex]money, knowledge, females, and good health[/QUOTE]
*AHEM*

Money....Get a job, figure out your priorities and spend money on that in order to improve yourself.

Knowledge....Open a book, learn how to think.

Good Health....Exercise, eat healthy, get off the junk food.

Females....Be confident, don't be nervous, seem totally cool and in control, come off as a bit dangerous. These characteristics have many varieties so experiment and learn.

What I mean by dangerous, say things in conversation like yeah when I was in Vegas 2 guys jumped me and I grabbed the knife one had and drop kicked the other one.

Many women are schmucks when it comes to a guy who seems dangerous.

Occult Forum Archive · Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:22 pm

Original post: jabora

This cracks me up! When I saw the title to this thread I wondered if Ã¢??Orobas RulesÃ¢?Â

Occult Forum Archive · Mon Feb 07, 2005 11:48 pm

Original post: hungrykitty

[QUOTE=jabora]This cracks me up! Cute little donkey isnÃ¢??t he? [/QUOTE]
Can we keep him? I promise we'll feed him, and water him, and take him for walks, and clean up after him, and...............

Occult Forum Archive · Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:34 am

Original post: Grab

Gosh, imagine having to be the one cleaning up demonic residue. Ewww.

Occult Forum Archive · Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:57 am

Original post: father_satans_follower

HOW did you COMMUNICATW with Orobas, YupThisAlex?