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Original post: Anathema_Oracle

I stole a kit kat chunky chocolate bar from the 7-11. Being that this was only two days ago as I rampaged down the street in an attempt to purchase cigarettes and crisps it seemed absurd that the chocolate bar needed to be stolen. True the cigarettes were behind the counter, but still.

I took $200 out of the cash point so I had the money, I remember hazily scoping out the security in my desire for theft.

Maybe it was in homage to winona ryder or maybe I'm just an asshole, but theft from a convenience store after you buy things worth much more than you purloined was somewhat gratifying.

Mumbles something about tobacco taxes.

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Original post: AstralMagickCraft

Underneath the smilies I hate you all :)

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There have been instances of my taking to nudity time and again. It gives relief and one does become egoless.

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Original post: Tuhak

confessions eh, where do i start, lol, probably letting everyone in my life be susceptible to a creature using my form, while i was on lets say "vacation" but he did a lot to ppl, i learn all this when i return and yet he stil wishes to be in control, so learning what i did, i gave him experiences beyond this world, o it was fun to watch him writhe in those thoughts, but i changed my ways, i dont use anything i know to harm, only to inform lol, it it comes to something much later then that is their choice is it not, so guilt evades me, dont judge me, with ur watchful eyes, misdeeds r often done when all choices r exhausted lol

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Original post: Tuhak

hate is sucha feeling that can only cuase discomfort, id rather make my choices based on themselves, y bring opinon in on them, something i learnt quickly, opinion is an enemy, fact is a surety, lol if u think they r a waste of life, fine think that, but if u know it, then act upon it ><

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My best friend (who is female) told me tales about her sexual adventures in the past, and I saved them (it was via instant messenger) and continue to use them as masturbatory material.

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Original post: S33k3R

I confess that I'm inebriated as I type this.

I confess that I'm drinking Chivas regal 18 year old whiskey
I confess that I'm drinking it with my hot chocolate

Part of me is truly horrified at such an act, the rest just says "fuckit...its yummy" :evil:

I confess that earlier, the hostess of the dinned party asked my opinion on a really expensive bottle of French wine, (I get asked this a lot...'cus I'm South African...wtf?)
I said it was fantastic and waxed lyrical about it....in reality I thought is was fuckin terrible. :whistle:

Some of the best wines I've had have cost less than $30 :eh:

...i think I'm going to be hung over tomorrow...

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Troubled with some enemies, I have taken to seeing pornographic sites and internet chat as a way of escape & relief. Sites include
(1) arabporn,
(2) ebonyjoy,
(3) pink4free,
(4) sexchat and
(5) friendfinder
among others.

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Original post: S33k3R

How very, very, remarkably, un-fucking-believably interesting that was Durki....thanks for the update.

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Original post: RightHandMan

one time i went to the shoe store to buy new shoes,
well my feet stank from my old shoes and when I tried
on the new pair and made them stink,
I put that pair back on the shelf and grabbed a fresh pair, till i could get home and put on fresh socks for my new shoes.

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Original post: AETERNITAS0

If masturbation were a religion I'd be a saint.

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Original post: shadow flame

[QUOTE=AETERNITAS0;358697]If masturbation were a religion I'd be a saint.[/QUOTE]
and i would be the god :D

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My demoniac enemies have succeeded in making me quit my present place. After I move to my new place, I would report and modify my profile.

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I have become mentally depressed because of adverse circumstances, challenging situations and hostilities from certain quarters. This has taken a toll on me and resulted in the increased frequency of semenal emissions.

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I have booked my ticket on fourth of September to settle at a new place permanently. Till then to pass time, I am viewing www.10dollarindiasluts.com.

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Original post: S33k3R

..thanks for the update Durki..

Now its back to Jane for the weather...

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Original post: S33k3R

Actually that was nasty.

I must CONFESS!!

I confess that I find the presented persona behind the name Durki to be completely irritating, unbelievable, full of BS, self absorbed and quite sad.

I mean,
I have become mentally depressed because of adverse circumstances, challenging situations and hostilities from certain quarters. This has taken a toll on me and resulted in the increased frequency of semenal emissions.
WTF does that actually mean?....anybody?

WOW...I feel better now.

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S33k3R;361423 wrote: I confess that I find the presented persona behind the name Durki to be completely irritating, unbelievable, full of BS, self absorbed and quite sad.
Thanks. I have always claimed myself to be an evil & a bad person and a monster at that.

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Original post: S33k3R

...the defense rests...

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[QUOTE=S33k3R;361423]Actually that was nasty.

I must CONFESS!!

I confess that I find the presented persona behind the name Durki to be completely irritating, unbelievable, full of BS, self absorbed and quite sad.

I mean,



WTF does that actually mean?....anybody?

WOW...I feel better now.[/QUOTE]


LMAO!!!!

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Original post: durki

I have settled at a new place which is by the side of a river. Place abounds with rural folk wearing colourful traditional dresses & possessing cows, buffaloes and goats.

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Original post: AstralMagickCraft

Being fucked up on a depressant sucks.

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Original post: Hairetikos
durki;365198 wrote:I have settled at a new place which is by the side of a river. Place abounds with rural folk wearing colourful traditional dresses & possessing cows, buffaloes and goats.
LMFAO! Is anyone here familiar with the Saturday Night Live skits where Chris Farley plays a motivational speaker who lives in a "van down by the river?" (If not, I imagine YouTube has them. They're hilarious.) This is ALL I can think of now when I think of durki. "And I live in a van, down by the river!!!" Priceless.

But yeah, seriously. This thread should be renamed. Something like "durki's drama thread" maybe.

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Original post: Kazahel

I confess I cant sleep. Someone stole my mailbox last night as I slept, and so all thats left is the post it was on. It was the only mailbox damaged in the whole street too. I guess I deserved it though(someone obviously thinks that). I actually remember hearing it and thinking it was the mailman but that he was early(I was half asleep) but I'm pretty sure I heard a car drive off right after. Which is just weird. So I dont think it was kids walking past you know. But who the hell would drive up to steal just my mailbox.. its just fucked up hey and makes me want to move house and never tell a soul where I live. So sick of people hey.

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Original post: Hairetikos
Kazahel;367419 wrote:I confess I cant sleep. Someone stole my mailbox last night as I slept, and so all thats left is the post it was on. It was the only mailbox damaged in the whole street too. I guess I deserved it though(someone obviously thinks that). I actually remember hearing it and thinking it was the mailman but that he was early(I was half asleep) but I'm pretty sure I heard a car drive off right after. Which is just weird. So I dont think it was kids walking past you know. But who the hell would drive up to steal just my mailbox.. its just fucked up hey and makes me want to move house and never tell a soul where I live. So sick of people hey.
That sucks, man. I live right down the street from where the Philadelphia Folk Festival is held each year. This year some assholes went around smashing in people's windshields after the fest was over. They got my mother-in-law's car. And I remember hearing something break outside as a car went by, but I thought they hit something or threw a bottle or something. So yeah, I can imagine how that feels for you. Crappy. People suck.

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