Noisy Neighbors BIG Problem

[FreedomFight]

I have a big problem with some really rude neighbors that keep making noise. I have tried everything -including the police- to stop them. But after I called the police they're making even more noise (on purpose).

I want to know which goetic spirit could be of help with my problem. I **DON'T** want to hurt them or anything, I just want them to shut the *** up so that I can finally spend some peaceful time at home.

Any thoughts?

[hyperion5225]

First issue is don't use a goetic demon

Imagine a thousands of year old higher beging being called up in an apartment because the somoners neighbors are a bit to loud for there likeing - as you could imagine the demon wouldn't be to happy with you- now that we have that out of the way

Issue number two- you have never Tryed EVERYTHING to stop them- there are always more than one way to solve a problem , for example- have you Tryed binding them? It's not just to stop them harming things- it can stop gossip, why couldent it stop talking loud in general? - give it a shot

Just my two cents

[Desecrated]

Yes, drag an ancient personification of evil through the dimension of hell into this one and ask him to turn down the stereo.

Do you want to get raped by demons? Because this is how you'll get fucked up.

[FreedomFight]

I have to mention that I'm not new at this, I've done in the past goetic evocation. I was just wondering which goetic spirit would be appropriate (if I decide to use it). And like I said I don't want to hurt anyone... I heard about Andromalius for a similar problem but he doesn't look like the one (no thieves here).

No I haven't tried binding them. Never done that before. I tried talking to them, I tried yelling at them, I also called the police, twice. (they're on their way for the 2nd time as we speak).

[Desecrated]

Do you want to work some real magi on them?

Buy them a ticket for the next big event in town. throw of the tickets, tell them you are sorry for things getting out of hand. And wish them good luck.

[FreedomFight]

I would appreciate some information on the "binding" subject that hyperion5225 mentioned... (never done it).

[hyperion5225]

It's found in a lot of older cultures and those that mirror them, basicly it is just a magical block, for example in voodo when the bind they make a doll/poppet and sew it's mouth shut to stop gossip, tie his hands to stop harm , tie his feet so he can't run away. You don't have to use a doll but that's the principle, make a magick muzzle , slap it on him/her- if your the old grimore type there is a lot of useing divine names to shut demons up, why can it do the same to humans with some alterations?

[Stukov]

I have to mention that I'm not new at this, I've done in the past goetic evocation. I was just wondering which goetic spirit would be appropriate (if I decide to use it). And like I said I don't want to hurt anyone... I heard about Andromalius for a similar problem but he doesn't look like the one (no thieves here).

No I haven't tried binding them. Never done that before. I tried talking to them, I tried yelling at them, I also called the police, twice. (they're on their way for the 2nd time as we speak).

The alternative is to just do a general "job" posting with the stipulation of what you are willing to offer (if anything) in return, then allow whatever spiritual entity to preform the duty and then pay once it is completed as long as your "rules" were followed.

If you are less "lazy" about it and want a more hands on approach you could figure out their routine, figure out who they are, what makes them tick. Then find a way to disrupt that routine, whether through magical means or the physical world. You can really fuck with people if you can get into their heads.

[FreedomFight]

You can really fuck with people if you can get into their heads.

Sometimes I rang their doorbells during deep night to wake them up but it doesn't seem to work either (along with talking/yelling/calling police). I'm sure I could do a lot of nastier things to fuck with them but I don't want to go that way (for the moment).
And like I said if I went the goetic way I wouldn't let the spirit harm them.
I'll look into the binding thing (general job postings for spiritual entities passing by is beyond me, never done that before either).

[Stukov]

You can really fuck with people if you can get into their heads.

Sometimes I rang their doorbells during deep night to wake them up but it doesn't seem to work either (along with talking/yelling/calling police). I'm sure I could do a lot of nastier things to fuck with them but I don't want to go that way (for the moment).
And like I said if I went the goetic way I wouldn't let the spirit harm them.
I'll look into the binding thing (general job postings for spiritual entities passing by is beyond me, never done that before either).

I didn't mean just ringing doorbells, but messing with them by preying on their weaknesses. Say you find the guy can't resist straying and being faithful. You could find assistance luring him with temptation, magical or non. You could also see they are wanting a job in another state you could be nice and provide assistance to help them improve their life and get away from you.

Or with all this effort you could try to improve yourself so you could move. You have lots of options if you brainstorm outside of the box.

Whatever the case there is rarely a fix all button when it comes to life's problems and it takes hard work to find solutions.