The All-Seeing...
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I suddenly feel like worshiping it.
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Spudina! The Goddess of 1,000 Eyes! The Goddess of Prophecy! [lol] She Sees ALL!
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I started to laugh when I saw the picture, now people are looking at me quite strange I say. P.S: I'm in train, help!
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I love the God-Potato. It's a seriously cool pic.
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Is Potatoism a monotheist religion, or are there dark enemies of the potato, waiting to catch people who fall from grace?
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We believe in one Potato, Spud almightly, eternally grown, not planted, and in His Son the sacred Chip; potato from potato, starch from starch, of one being with the Spud. We believe in the Holy Fry, which proceeds from the Spud and the Chip, with the same vitamins and minerals as the Spud and the Chip. We believe in one, holy and universal deep-fryer of rebirth, the rites of the dip and the Judgment of the non-fat heretics.
I did hear a terrible rumor that Case is a reprobate who believes the hideous doctrine of demons that the Holy Fry proceeds directly from the Spud. This savage blasphemy was condemned by the Council of Ore-ida.
I did hear a terrible rumor that Case is a reprobate who believes the hideous doctrine of demons that the Holy Fry proceeds directly from the Spud. This savage blasphemy was condemned by the Council of Ore-ida.
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Its true... I am a heretic of the worst order. Please forgive me, oh mighty potato and bring me close to your holiness once again... [pray] [pray] [pray]Asurendra wrote: I did hear a terrible rumor that Case is a reprobate who believes the hideous doctrine of demons that the Holy Fry proceeds directly from the Spud. This is a savage blasphemy!
[grin]
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I hear the Shadow People chanting fanatically, "Potato is great! There is no Potato but Potato and Azkhet is His prophet!"