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Original post: The Dark Necromancer
Suppose you were to die right now. Your spirit ascends past cloud and sky and space and within moments you are before the Pearly Gates. You, who wielded the â??black artsâ?Â
Suppose you were to die right now. Your spirit ascends past cloud and sky and space and within moments you are before the Pearly Gates. You, who wielded the â??black artsâ?Â
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Original post: Ishvara
It's in the nature of awareness to progress towards new realms and experiences. Only change is constant.
But boring serious talk aside, of course I would bow before my Dark Lord, duh.
It's in the nature of awareness to progress towards new realms and experiences. Only change is constant.
But boring serious talk aside, of course I would bow before my Dark Lord, duh.

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Original post: Cascara
If priests that have molested children are going through these gates of bliss....
Hell, reserve a place for me!:D
If priests that have molested children are going through these gates of bliss....
Hell, reserve a place for me!:D
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Original post: MatthewK
"Well, hello there, Satan. So. About this thing where you've been taking the name 'Bel' as your own since everyone forgot about Marduk..."
"Well, hello there, Satan. So. About this thing where you've been taking the name 'Bel' as your own since everyone forgot about Marduk..."
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Original post: Qez
Here is a hypothetical question.
Pretend souls exist. Souls are immortal.
Pretend humans exist. Humans are mortal.
Does the soul have the human?
Or does the human have the soul?
To realise that you are the soul, is the entrance to the kingdom of heaven. Read the teachings of Jesus without the dogmas attached to them, and the other gnostic bibles that didn't make it into the "official".
To pretend that the human has the soul, is the greatest sin and one is already is in hell (on earth). How can something mortal ever be a container for something immortal? Is that not totally absurd?
"When you come to know yourselves... you will realize that it is you who are the sons of the living father. But if you will not know yourselves, you dwell in poverty." (Thomas-3)
Here is a hypothetical question.
Pretend souls exist. Souls are immortal.
Pretend humans exist. Humans are mortal.
Does the soul have the human?
Or does the human have the soul?
To realise that you are the soul, is the entrance to the kingdom of heaven. Read the teachings of Jesus without the dogmas attached to them, and the other gnostic bibles that didn't make it into the "official".
To pretend that the human has the soul, is the greatest sin and one is already is in hell (on earth). How can something mortal ever be a container for something immortal? Is that not totally absurd?
"When you come to know yourselves... you will realize that it is you who are the sons of the living father. But if you will not know yourselves, you dwell in poverty." (Thomas-3)
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Original post: Master 27
If Christianity is right, all the cool people are in hell.
But seriously, if I knew with 100% certainty that Christianity is right, I would still not worship their god or accept their Jesus. I do not support rapists and mass murderers no matter how high up they may be.
"Some say that heaven is hell.
Some say that hell is heaven."
- Kate Bush, "Sat In Your Lap"
Personally, I think Christianity is full of shit. And not the kind that can fertilize anything, either.
If Christianity is right, all the cool people are in hell.

But seriously, if I knew with 100% certainty that Christianity is right, I would still not worship their god or accept their Jesus. I do not support rapists and mass murderers no matter how high up they may be.
"Some say that heaven is hell.
Some say that hell is heaven."
- Kate Bush, "Sat In Your Lap"
Personally, I think Christianity is full of shit. And not the kind that can fertilize anything, either.
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Original post: Meadhbh
Well if thats the way it is, then thats the way it is. I wouldn't look forward to burning in a firely lake the rest of time. But I was given free will and if that was the result of my choices then I would have to except that. As long as I did what I thought was right then I wouldn't have any regrets.
Well if thats the way it is, then thats the way it is. I wouldn't look forward to burning in a firely lake the rest of time. But I was given free will and if that was the result of my choices then I would have to except that. As long as I did what I thought was right then I wouldn't have any regrets.
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Original post: witchhunter
i regret as a christian witch i dont go to church much however i believe hell is the simplicty of negativity that exists filled with such things as fear ect. flames who cares actually kind of boring. what i fear is watching the matrix where such a negativity exists that a force in hell cloans me uses me as a source of juice energy at the same time having no purpose i hope at least it would be a dream world as such as the matrix however meaningliss that hell would provide a life with no purpose other then a supply of energy being cloaned to produce enough juice for those in hell.
that is a fear of mine as that is my understanding of hell. ive always believed its filled with negativity. if you all choose to go to hell best to you i know where my path lies.
if im wrong then mabby hell is a blissed place with as the christians say with burning flames.
i take chances every day of my life. life is like a gamble as you cross a road, it takes one time to choose wrong. no more chances.
i regret as a christian witch i dont go to church much however i believe hell is the simplicty of negativity that exists filled with such things as fear ect. flames who cares actually kind of boring. what i fear is watching the matrix where such a negativity exists that a force in hell cloans me uses me as a source of juice energy at the same time having no purpose i hope at least it would be a dream world as such as the matrix however meaningliss that hell would provide a life with no purpose other then a supply of energy being cloaned to produce enough juice for those in hell.
that is a fear of mine as that is my understanding of hell. ive always believed its filled with negativity. if you all choose to go to hell best to you i know where my path lies.
if im wrong then mabby hell is a blissed place with as the christians say with burning flames.
i take chances every day of my life. life is like a gamble as you cross a road, it takes one time to choose wrong. no more chances.
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Original post: Terenas
Curse more frequently than I normally bother with and question divine morality. Every once in a great while, arguing with biblical Yahweh works.
Curse more frequently than I normally bother with and question divine morality. Every once in a great while, arguing with biblical Yahweh works.
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Original post: MatthewK
The more I progress through some private studies of late the more I'm intrigued by the JOS correspondence of Yahweh to Enlil. I can't help but think this is a misinformed, not to mention misguided attempt to tie together two separate belief systems which have more in contrast than in common.
That's beside the point, I just thought I'd mention it since the name Yahweh came up.
The more I progress through some private studies of late the more I'm intrigued by the JOS correspondence of Yahweh to Enlil. I can't help but think this is a misinformed, not to mention misguided attempt to tie together two separate belief systems which have more in contrast than in common.
That's beside the point, I just thought I'd mention it since the name Yahweh came up.
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Original post: The Dark Necromancer
I am pleased with the answers I am getting despite a few straying away from the track.
Remember: All of your beleifs and how you feel things should be have gone out the window in this scenario. In this scenario you are where you are - it's more of a "what now?" situation than anything else.
I am pleased with the answers I am getting despite a few straying away from the track.
Remember: All of your beleifs and how you feel things should be have gone out the window in this scenario. In this scenario you are where you are - it's more of a "what now?" situation than anything else.
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Original post: witchhunter
i can respect that about right know scenario but could you give me the truth pill and a cell phone to get out of the matrix ive studdied it a great deal and i am in hell and know in the matrix. with all of humanity including everyone on the internet and espessially on this site i am still being used as a sorce of juice for hell. seems as if you tend to distinguish the actual hell from reality. i realize some live there lives in denial i found the truth that we are in the matrix and in hell.
by the way does anyone have a truth pill and a cell phone i no myself i could use one. i would recomend getting them from the above poster he seems wise enough to obtain them.
ya reality sucks when you cant prove if your in the matrix allready. there is no escaping reason deny it if you choose and live within the lie.
the matrix is the one thing unprovable live in the here and know good choice of words
i can respect that about right know scenario but could you give me the truth pill and a cell phone to get out of the matrix ive studdied it a great deal and i am in hell and know in the matrix. with all of humanity including everyone on the internet and espessially on this site i am still being used as a sorce of juice for hell. seems as if you tend to distinguish the actual hell from reality. i realize some live there lives in denial i found the truth that we are in the matrix and in hell.
by the way does anyone have a truth pill and a cell phone i no myself i could use one. i would recomend getting them from the above poster he seems wise enough to obtain them.
ya reality sucks when you cant prove if your in the matrix allready. there is no escaping reason deny it if you choose and live within the lie.
the matrix is the one thing unprovable live in the here and know good choice of words
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Original post: The Dark Necromancer
[QUOTE=witchhunter;375991]i can respect that about right know scenario but could you give me the truth pill and a cell phone to get out of the matrix ive studdied it a great deal and i am in hell and know in the matrix. with all of humanity including everyone on the internet and espessially on this site i am still being used as a sorce of juice for hell. seems as if you tend to distinguish the actual hell from reality. i realize some live there lives in denial i found the truth that we are in the matrix and in hell.
by the way does anyone have a truth pill and a cell phone i no myself i could use one. i would recomend getting them from the above poster he seems wise enough to obtain them.
ya reality sucks when you cant prove if your in the matrix allready. there is no escaping reason deny it if you choose and live within the lie.
the matrix is the one thing unprovable live in the here and know good choice of words[/QUOTE]
Witchhunter, please stick with the exercise at hand. Much appreciated.
- Ah, now I understand the post, Witchhunter. You're that banned troll, 'forgivereleasesatanpure', and you're back at it again.
Check out this thread and tell me if you also see the comparisons:
http://www.occultforums.com/showthread.php?t=30307
[QUOTE=witchhunter;375991]i can respect that about right know scenario but could you give me the truth pill and a cell phone to get out of the matrix ive studdied it a great deal and i am in hell and know in the matrix. with all of humanity including everyone on the internet and espessially on this site i am still being used as a sorce of juice for hell. seems as if you tend to distinguish the actual hell from reality. i realize some live there lives in denial i found the truth that we are in the matrix and in hell.
by the way does anyone have a truth pill and a cell phone i no myself i could use one. i would recomend getting them from the above poster he seems wise enough to obtain them.
ya reality sucks when you cant prove if your in the matrix allready. there is no escaping reason deny it if you choose and live within the lie.
the matrix is the one thing unprovable live in the here and know good choice of words[/QUOTE]
Witchhunter, please stick with the exercise at hand. Much appreciated.
- Ah, now I understand the post, Witchhunter. You're that banned troll, 'forgivereleasesatanpure', and you're back at it again.
Check out this thread and tell me if you also see the comparisons:
http://www.occultforums.com/showthread.php?t=30307
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Original post: LadyoftheLight
so, hypothetically you think church rules and regulatations can over ride God's final judgement of His creations?
don't feel bad, a lot of christians make that mistake to.
so, hypothetically you think church rules and regulatations can over ride God's final judgement of His creations?
don't feel bad, a lot of christians make that mistake to.
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Original post: witchhunter
well dont know who you think i am though was mainly just joking never the less a good arguement. as a form of beliefe in satan ect i understand that the hear and know some do live a life of hell i know myself a regular life of it i took it as an insult however i may of over reacted. so i appoliagize.
gods final judgement i dont understand i suppose the internet has always been here from day 1 we only discovered it recently. church and government rules however dont interfear with this there is no law on the internet as i know of.
well dont know who you think i am though was mainly just joking never the less a good arguement. as a form of beliefe in satan ect i understand that the hear and know some do live a life of hell i know myself a regular life of it i took it as an insult however i may of over reacted. so i appoliagize.
gods final judgement i dont understand i suppose the internet has always been here from day 1 we only discovered it recently. church and government rules however dont interfear with this there is no law on the internet as i know of.
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Original post: hunterwitch_bloodpact
personally
i put all gods and goddesses in questioning
mainly in the act that perhaps there isnt such a being or beings
but if that were true then it would make everything null
that we our selves believed
but back to the question at hand
i dunno really
me personally believe that what ever u believe in u will go to that heaven/hell,val halla,etc,etc
the only gates that someone would go through would be out of your body when u die which means u should have a choice of places depending on your faiths
so which in turn makes the good and evil deeds thing for monotheism null along with countless other beliefs at which hold the same rules
it makes more logical since that u have a choice to go were u wish
other wise it would be as one would consider it
a Utopian world
and a bleak one at that
that 1 reason why i dont really care for monotheism
in a way the rules kinda want u to make it a utopian society
but that's just me
personally
i put all gods and goddesses in questioning
mainly in the act that perhaps there isnt such a being or beings
but if that were true then it would make everything null
that we our selves believed
but back to the question at hand
i dunno really
me personally believe that what ever u believe in u will go to that heaven/hell,val halla,etc,etc
the only gates that someone would go through would be out of your body when u die which means u should have a choice of places depending on your faiths
so which in turn makes the good and evil deeds thing for monotheism null along with countless other beliefs at which hold the same rules
it makes more logical since that u have a choice to go were u wish
other wise it would be as one would consider it
a Utopian world
and a bleak one at that
that 1 reason why i dont really care for monotheism
in a way the rules kinda want u to make it a utopian society
but that's just me
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Original post: Shango
my answer?
Wing it.
Go with the flow, start talkin' to satan, see what he is up to.
it's not like i have a chance to get out of hell any time soon, may as well make ma'self comfortable.
my answer?
Wing it.
Go with the flow, start talkin' to satan, see what he is up to.
it's not like i have a chance to get out of hell any time soon, may as well make ma'self comfortable.
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Original post: LadyoftheLight
[QUOTE=witchhunter;376044]well dont know who you think i am though was mainly just joking never the less a good arguement. as a form of beliefe in satan ect i understand that the hear and know some do live a life of hell i know myself a regular life of it i took it as an insult however i may of over reacted. so i appoliagize.
gods final judgement i dont understand i suppose the internet has always been here from day 1 we only discovered it recently. church and government rules however dont interfear with this there is no law on the internet as i know of.[/QUOTE]
no insult intended, your theoretical situation was an issue i had serious struggles with at the beginning of my conversion, i had a dream that cleared it up for me, your theory is basing the guarantee to heaven in human terms established generations after even, Christ was alive, so how can any human know the mind of a god?
like He asked in my dream..."who can judge my creations but me?"
even if hypothetically, people are passing judgement on people that should only be a god's right knowing that heart more so than any human is capable of, i have faith in my Lord, not the pearly gates, conceived ideals about heaven/hell, any priest or any other mere human struggling through this world no different than i am.
what if the christian idealogy of heaven and hell was correct, i don't think much would change, God would look into the heart of the person standing before Him and judge at that time, where does this saint peter come from?
[QUOTE=witchhunter;376044]well dont know who you think i am though was mainly just joking never the less a good arguement. as a form of beliefe in satan ect i understand that the hear and know some do live a life of hell i know myself a regular life of it i took it as an insult however i may of over reacted. so i appoliagize.
gods final judgement i dont understand i suppose the internet has always been here from day 1 we only discovered it recently. church and government rules however dont interfear with this there is no law on the internet as i know of.[/QUOTE]
no insult intended, your theoretical situation was an issue i had serious struggles with at the beginning of my conversion, i had a dream that cleared it up for me, your theory is basing the guarantee to heaven in human terms established generations after even, Christ was alive, so how can any human know the mind of a god?
like He asked in my dream..."who can judge my creations but me?"
even if hypothetically, people are passing judgement on people that should only be a god's right knowing that heart more so than any human is capable of, i have faith in my Lord, not the pearly gates, conceived ideals about heaven/hell, any priest or any other mere human struggling through this world no different than i am.
what if the christian idealogy of heaven and hell was correct, i don't think much would change, God would look into the heart of the person standing before Him and judge at that time, where does this saint peter come from?
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Original post: Venefica
What I would do. I would say ah fuck them. I would rather be in hell, than in a Heaven full of hypocrites. I would find Satan and I would say to him. I understand your problem and why you rebelled now, good man, you have my support. I mean seriously, if all it would take to make it into Heaven if you had been a cruel bastard all your life was to repent at the end, while if one is kind and live, well basically like the Bible tell pepole to live but following a different faith you are sent to hell. Then the whole system with Heaven would be fucked up, and I rather stay in hell, or even better find a way to crawl back to my earthly life.
What I would do. I would say ah fuck them. I would rather be in hell, than in a Heaven full of hypocrites. I would find Satan and I would say to him. I understand your problem and why you rebelled now, good man, you have my support. I mean seriously, if all it would take to make it into Heaven if you had been a cruel bastard all your life was to repent at the end, while if one is kind and live, well basically like the Bible tell pepole to live but following a different faith you are sent to hell. Then the whole system with Heaven would be fucked up, and I rather stay in hell, or even better find a way to crawl back to my earthly life.
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Original post: hunterwitch_bloodpact
if your god doesn't judge in 1 similar belief
but does in another but the systems the same
wouldn't it cause u to question the basis of the beliefs itself
and to go further on
just that in a whole would make your god only 1 and not 2 because as a whole
your god is both "good and evil" at the same time
then the idea of "satan" would be null
because Christianity and Catholicism both use the same system of belife but the rules vary in very small places
so in turn would make the 1 single factor
your "god"
the 1 and only "good and evil"
and the being "satan null
u see that's why i personally would like to rid of monotheism
to much bullshit just so they have some thing to believe in
hell even those who study it even belief int he bullshit
no evidence + beliefs =bullshit
bullshit + beliefs = denial
denial + bullshit = fear
fear + bullshit + denial + beliefs + no evidence = controversy
controversy +bullshit + beliefs + fear + no evidence x denial = complete and utter avoidance of the subject
heres my thingwhat if the christian idealogy of heaven and hell was correct, i don't think much would change, God would look into the heart of the person standing before Him and judge at that time, where does this saint peter come from?
if your god doesn't judge in 1 similar belief
but does in another but the systems the same
wouldn't it cause u to question the basis of the beliefs itself
and to go further on
just that in a whole would make your god only 1 and not 2 because as a whole
your god is both "good and evil" at the same time
then the idea of "satan" would be null
because Christianity and Catholicism both use the same system of belife but the rules vary in very small places
so in turn would make the 1 single factor
your "god"
the 1 and only "good and evil"
and the being "satan null
u see that's why i personally would like to rid of monotheism
to much bullshit just so they have some thing to believe in
hell even those who study it even belief int he bullshit
no evidence + beliefs =bullshit
bullshit + beliefs = denial
denial + bullshit = fear
fear + bullshit + denial + beliefs + no evidence = controversy
controversy +bullshit + beliefs + fear + no evidence x denial = complete and utter avoidance of the subject
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Half of humans can't even find their own country on a globe. So i'm not particularly worried about their superstitions & cults (aka religions). Humans are a quasi-sentient species, don't get too caught up in following the herd.
But just going with the hypothetical situation you describe... I'd tell god that he needs to grow up.
As for torment & suffering... what can truly cause torment & suffering? hint: it's not your environment. one's capacity for bliss is in fact independent of the events & sensations that surround a person. Feeling despair over something as simple as eternal fire & torture, is of no consequence or interest to the enlightened. Which, properly understood, would render a hellfire-christian-god kinda petty & impotent.
But just going with the hypothetical situation you describe... I'd tell god that he needs to grow up.
As for torment & suffering... what can truly cause torment & suffering? hint: it's not your environment. one's capacity for bliss is in fact independent of the events & sensations that surround a person. Feeling despair over something as simple as eternal fire & torture, is of no consequence or interest to the enlightened. Which, properly understood, would render a hellfire-christian-god kinda petty & impotent.

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Why should I go to hell? Why should I go to heaven? I'd say, that while I am upon the Earth now, I've experienced both throughout my life already. LOL After I die, maybe I should just stay on Earth and go see all of the places that I've missed due to not having the money to go see them? Then I'll go wherever after that. So why not say, the hell with both and go wherever I want to? Does it say anywhere that I can't? LOL Will someone just, arbitrarily appear after I die to take me to heaven or hell and force me to choose or go to one or the other? As for the silly pearly gates. Seriously. Does anyone actually know, what a pearl is? As far as I can remember, a pearl basically is a foreign object that had entered into the oyster. Over time, it forms a hardened pearl which really is formed to protect the oyster from harm. Kind of like an insect bite that we'd get that would harm us if our body wouldn't form a kind of protective layer around the bite, so the poison from it that would enter into our blood stream wouldn't make us die. It's kind of like a tumor if anything. So basically, what do we have then that a pearl is? In knowing what I told you here, it's really not a treasure, it's actually nothing at all! It's beautiful but it's not as beautiful as say, a gemstone, crystal or love that we can receive as well as give to another that we love.
To not continue my ramblings, unless someone forces me to make a decision as to where I'm suppose to go, I'm not going there unless I want to! LOL Maybe, I'll just pay both of them a visit to say hello. For God, I'll offer him and his angels angel food cakes. As for the Devil, a good brand of cigars and Devil food cake. Need I say anymore or shall I stop already? LOL
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To not continue my ramblings, unless someone forces me to make a decision as to where I'm suppose to go, I'm not going there unless I want to! LOL Maybe, I'll just pay both of them a visit to say hello. For God, I'll offer him and his angels angel food cakes. As for the Devil, a good brand of cigars and Devil food cake. Need I say anymore or shall I stop already? LOL
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