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teach me to summon lucifer

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i am new and i don't know what to do to summon the devil

i want to sell him my soul to because rich and get a girlfriend.

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I highly doubt "selling your soul" to Lucifer is going to get you rich and get you a girlfriend. Getting rich usually entails a hard work ethic and the ability to make many sacrifices and getting a girlfriend usually entails that you have some sort of personality that the girl finds attractive and that you can meet all of her needs (physical, emotional, etc.)

Even if Lucifer were able to help you in that way, I don't think summoning him would be the greatest idea. He might not be very happy to be summoned to help out over something so trivial...and just being summoned doesn't seem like a very pleasant thing. I know I'd probably want to do many bad things to the person who summoned me.

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I'm not asking for help i want to trade him my soul.

i thought he likes souls?

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teach me to summon lucifer
No.

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Cant tell if this isnt trolling or not.. Look, I'm a former satanist and I will say now. DO NOT dabble with this, summoning can end up being dangerous even for experienced people. Further more, you don't just "summon" or command satan to appear. It doesnt work that way. If you want to play with magic, go play with something much less serious.

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I do promise if you dabble with magic of a dark nature, nothing good will come from it.

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Ya, don't dabble. That's not a shut down--by all means I hope you pursue knowledge here--merely some friendly advice.

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Well I'm going to have to agree with everybody else here.I would advise against doing that.I don't presume to know exactly how he would respond but personally if you were to say summon me and ask me for something like that , I wouldn't be particularly happy , especially if I were in the middle of something or otherwise enjoying myself when you interrupted me.Also for the record my course of action would likely involve screwing you over in your requests and claiming your soul as per the conditions outlined while giving you what you asked for though not what you actually desired.Thus I would recommend you to choose your words carefully if you go through with anything like this.If you asked me to make you rich and get you a girlfriend in exchange for your soul I'd go have your name legally changed to Richard and hire a cheap escort for the night.Granted I wouldn't personally want your soul and odds are if I had it I would just regift it next time I forgot an anniversary or something.

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Obsidian Blackbird wrote:I'm not asking for help i want to trade him my soul.

i thought he likes souls?
Perhaps with a little salt and vinegar?

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Perhaps he got the picture, but I was looking forward to a response from him.

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dRider wrote:Perhaps he got the picture, but I was looking forward to a response from him.
The guy was just a troll wanting to stir up a bit of pointless drama on the beginners board - if he was serious he would have posted a bigger thread asking for help in summoning Lucifer rather than just 'wanna summon Lucifer for money and sex, rawr'

By the way, I have a cool ritual for summoning the Christian Satan if anyone wants it, though it does involve slashing your wrists and almost dying, so I dont recommend you try doing it - it makes for fun reading however, plus its very emo even though its 16th century Gothic. I could paraphrase it here if you like, though I dont want to be held responsible for anyone actually trying to summon the Devil, so maybe not... [tongue]

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Case wrote:
By the way, I have a cool ritual for summoning the Christian Satan if anyone wants it, though it does involve slashing your wrists and almost dying, so I dont recommend you try doing it - it makes for fun reading however, plus its very emo even though its 16th century Gothic. I could paraphrase it here if you like, though I dont want to be held responsible for anyone actually trying to summon the Devil, so maybe not... [tongue]
Why am I not surprised... if you ever put it down on paper (page, screen...) i'd sit and read the whole thing. So many occultists are stingy with their experiences (myself included)!
Your head's like mine, like all our heads; big enough to contain every god and devil there ever was. Big enough to hold the weight of oceans and the turning stars. Whole universes fit in there! But what do we choose to keep in this miraculous cabinet? Little broken things, sad trinkets that we play with over and over. The world turns our key and we play the same little tune again and again and we think that tunes are all we are.

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Penelope wrote: Why am I not surprised... if you ever put it down on paper (page, screen...) i'd sit and read the whole thing. So many occultists are stingy with their experiences (myself included)!
No worries - I'll send you a copy when I find it again. It's on an old hard drive, so it might take a bit of finding, but its interesting reading if I remember correctly. The format runs as a basic blood sacrifice to Lucifer where you are the sacrifice, but the secret lies in knowing where to stop before you give too much blood and pass out. The actual invocation is rather pedestrian in comparison to the theatrics, which makes me wonder if the writer just wanted to slash himself up some and was merely looking for a good reason to do so.

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