Need Help with Getting A Non-human Girlfriend

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Need Help with Getting A Non-human Girlfriend

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I am looking for help. I would like to enter a relationship with a demi-human (term I use because it's the first to come to mind, not sure if this is the right word to use, any creature that is human-sized, human-like, but not human, though I still include half-humans). I feel it best to air on the side of caution and get more than one person's opinion and/or help.
So I will state now that
-I am not desperate to find a lover. I merely see this as an option.
-I am NOT willing to sell my soul under ANY circumstances!
-I am looking for a very long lasting relationship, not just a sexfriend but someone I can have fun times with, come to love and be loved by, and get married to.

I will gladly answer any questions you have. Any and all, warnings/tips/advice would be greatly appreciated and taken into much consideration.


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Terrible idea. Spiritual entities are no replacement for a genuine human connection.
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that gives itself to the chisel-
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Ask Michelle Bachmann out. [razz]
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Outside of the parasitic, in folklore there are references to the Fairy Wife. In the legends this will usually involve children. It is the same in Shamanic traditions. Graham Hancock mentioned a shaman he knows in South America whose earthly wife left him out of jealousy for the family he had 'on the other side.' This is also a part of traditional tantric practices. So, it is out there and there are some data points for you to research.
I do not know a direct answer but only a round-about one which will be a path through astral projection and mediation, with discernment. There is no secret spell here; like with all magick you have to build up to the point of accomplishing this task. Those other females need to be impressed, too.

That being said, you are existing in the here and now in the physical world. Not only that, but you're a young male at the peak of your sexual desire. Neither that nor your youth will last and it is best to exercise your sexuality with what you have here. Generally speaking, a large percentage of the older male population would offer a blood sacrifice to the Goat of Mendes himself to have what you do; don't waste it or you will regret it in the future.

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Thank you all for your advice and help.
The truth is that I have souls that generated from one soul and split into three. The desires and personality of the original was split apart as well. I just so happened to be the one stuck with a thing for a "special" type of girl. The other two have found someone they care about deeply, but I was left behind. That is why I even came here. I am not attracted to human girls no matter how much I want to be. Hmmm, I guess a good example are those otaku who are obsessed with 2D girls and see the 3D world as an annoyance.

We three grew tired of having to consault with each other on every move we make, so we decided that after one of us found someone he deeply cares for that in exactly 1 year we would combine our souls back into 1. In about 6 days is the time we are scheduled to recombine. When that happens 1 of us will end up devouring the others and getting a few of their traits. I don't think I'll be the one to survive this fight. I was wanting to find someone before my time was up, I don't want any regrets.

I am the smallest of the three, and the weakest. Something that would describe how it is is:
LY: 48%
RW: 48%
Me: 4%
The others have said their goodbye's to the girls they love just in case. It was the first time I ever saw RW cry. The difference between us is simple, they have something to lose.
Favorite Spell from Anime
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet these hands will never hold anything.
My whole life has been,
UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS.

~Shiro Emiya from Fate/Stay Night

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Here is a text from the 17th century you may find of interest, particularly the 4th Discourse:

http://hermetic.com/93beast.fea.st/file ... abalis.pdf

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Thanks for the help, but I really couldn't understand what they were saying. I understood they were talking about Salamander, Undine, Gnome, and Sylph, but that's the only part I could understand.
Favorite Spell from Anime
I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet these hands will never hold anything.
My whole life has been,
UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS.

~Shiro Emiya from Fate/Stay Night

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Dude! You need to wake the fuck up and get your head out of whatever comic book you're obsessed with! We live in a beautiful world. Get out more and meet some girls, huh!

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I hope that you can find a real Shaman in your local area and get that fixed.

Soul splits are common enough but to this extreme - I think you'll need professional help for this. This isn't something that you should want to live with.

With so little of 'you' left - I advice strongly against finding a sexual spiritual entity. When you serve yourself up for dinner and desert - there's just not enough to satiate their appetite. You won't have anything left. What do you think it is that they feed on when they're with you?
When my wings get tired I grab my broom.

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