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Also Paranormal, Esoteric, Meta, Metaphysical eBay

Serious part:
My grey ass got bored and turned pale grey from the created entities. I want to learn secret meta-sellers' trade for testing on my actual great work.
Binding pre-created entities to vessels.

LOL part:
I'm going to sell unevolved created shapeshiftahs
as Ha-hocko-huh Birds from the realm of Maple Peaks to the custom-ictims. Become an upside-down inside-out reversed Hitler, steal the hell out from Western culture and reflect d guilt on Greece n d rest of Balkans using mass-hypnosys!
And Jesvs said: Go into those peepz...

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The hell are you talking about?

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Ever heard of so-called meta sellers that sell spirits? Like a Templar Marid for US3540.00?
There's a lot of stupid English speaking peepz coz the businisses like that are based in the USA that buy such things coz dey r bloody stupid and dey tink "Why keep stones on my altar will gargoyle be happy?" r actual Esoteric subjects then they fill d hell of scam reports n complaints all o'r d internet.
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Its extremely difficult to take you seriously when you are talking about stupid english people while you fail to use proper spelling or grammar.

When you submit such a post to a public space you should be prepared for intelligent, credible people in the crowd who will sway the opinions of others around them.

Especially if you're trying to make a living. People who spend that much money usually do their research first and if you can't write coherently then I don't see you being successful.

Good luck.

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@Magari,

Look at the Folder title.

We don't take anything posted in here seriously, hence 'troll pit'. [thumbup]

Valid thread is valid.

Hi astrolabgoz9881, not seen you round these parts for a while, lol.

I like this thread. [grin]

We had several of these guys drop by the forum in the past, but my favourite site was the one with the ninja squirrel spirits. [crazy]

Did you ever see that one?
"He lived his words, spoke his own actions and his story and the story of the world ran parallel."

Sartre speaking of Che Guevara.

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magari wrote:Its extremely difficult to take you seriously when you are talking about stupid english people while you fail to use proper spelling or grammar.
I said stupid english speaking people they cud be from my country if they don't kill scammers in public for now. Now you opened a new chapter, it's my second language grammar, so I wudn't give much fucks if you take for granted ur right while I'm always wrong.
When you submit such a post to a public space you should be prepared for intelligent, credible people in the crowd who will sway the opinions of others around them.
I cudn't identify with them long enough.
Those people also might need life, etc.
Especially if you're trying to make a living. People who spend that much money usually do their research first and if you can't write coherently then I don't see you being successful.

Good luck.
Successful about what? [eek]
You think I'm here to promote a business or ur just a ... very stupid? Sorry for the expression.
Edit: if u'r one of those who want to make a research, I can create you a shapeshifter which has 'natural' form of a Templar roasted 2' tall lark bird which lives in a traditional European dough MacDonalds sandwich say it costs 4,500.00 and bind it on distance to your aura... for free? Yes.
The same spirit might manipulate energy of Pluto to bring you wealth... but when you figure out wer it feedz... it would b d task for you 2 research.

@Nahemah sorry I had 2 get him/her seriously. I din't see ninja spirits... I go around looking at Vampire powers bindings found an awesome for 200 it costs you det much a traditional witch frees you from all the negative influences for life o'r here lolz
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lol wtf? [rofl] [confused]

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'Bound objects' Magari, of the type that get hawked for ridiculous money on the interwebz.

Djinn rings and other such fripperies.

I found a site selling bound spirits, that offered spirit squirrels [among various types for 'bound' animal/ spirit/ entity types].

It was hilarious reading and I wish I had copied or bookmarked it, I believe the going rate was around 150 US Dollars, or thereabouts, at the time.
"He lived his words, spoke his own actions and his story and the story of the world ran parallel."

Sartre speaking of Che Guevara.

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Fripperies *writin down* great for my second tongue.

I'm cracking myself up coz I once took a succubus from one of those psychopaths that sell sex slave stuff tangible objects to experiment on. Sufficient to say I found all the answesr in Liber Null. It was just a rotten madam who was binding her sex fantasies while masturbating but weird how her imagination was going on during the act... worrying thing... it was full of idiotic rubbish like she was actually banging her brain on spiritual level.

Then, magari means "one who is doth on" "one wiff hot ass paramours" in my native tongue under biblical language [clown]
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