there is a demon behind you

[juargawn]

there is a demon behind you,
looking over your shoulder
it is reading this text
i know because i went back in time,
and i fucked the demon's mother
under the Great Golden Pyramid
on the Great Greem Moom

blah blah blah who the fuck am i? who the fuck cares? why the fuck am i here? where is "here"? where is "the internet"?

What do I really believe? What do I really believe about magick?

I vomit magick out of my ass when I guffaw.

Magick is the roar of cars flying through my skull. We are in Atlantis 2.2, and it's time for a fucking reboot.

[juargawn]

I will attempt to, for the first time in my life, succinctly describe my core beliefs. I generally lie to people to protect them from having a psychological breakdown, but this is the "truth" about myself. The previous sentence is a lie. I always tell the truth.

My Magickal History:

I was conceived November 22 1974, in Aoteoroa. There were UFO's in the area that day, because the Greys came down, and injected alien DNA into my mother's womb afterward. I was born August 28, 1975, 12:09 AM in Hilo, Hawai'i. I am a time traveler from 2275. I was enchanted by evil sorcerers until a near death experience shook me to the core, and I began to deprogram my mind at 27 years old. My path: Charismatic Christianity - Personal Psychic Expirementation - Pentecostal Monk - Athiest - Agnostic - Satanist - Hedonist - Spiritualist/Necromancer - New Age - Oneiromancy - Tibetan Buddhism - dream yoga - Nichiren Buddhism - Spiritual Ronin - Shamanism - Chaos Magick

My personal beLIEfs:

All my beliefs are based on personal experience. Anything I read that I agree with I have experience with. Everything else is doubted by me.

-The Ultimate Truth
In a multiverse of infinite possibilities, everything is true.

-Reality
Everything is real somewhere. The Tick exists somewhere in another plane or dimension, but not in this reality. In this reality The Tick is only in cartoons, in our minds and dreams.

-Magic(k)
Magick is influence over oneself and the environment. The most powerful magick is self-mastery.

-Spirits
All humans and some or all animals have eternal spirits. A spirit is sentient energy. We are gods.

-Afterlife
We can go wherever we want when we die. We go to the Dream Plane, and have godlike powers.

[Nahemah]

Hi and welcome to the forum. [cool]

[Etar]

Interesting. Welcome.

[juargawn]

mahalo to you both

[biguns]

Welcome sith illuminatus, just don't point your magick hole over here.

[scyrus]

I would likely consider that there is always that random demon that looks behind what you are doing. Though they are not to automatically do any harm, their presence can always be felt in whatever way you actually see fit. But in most cases, people seem to feel that choice to do what is not expected of them when these presences have started to go about with something a lot stronger.

[Etar]

Immaterial. Humans are stronger than demons.