The Drunk / Nonsense Thread

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Well, celebrations in the sun plus some impromptu readings for random folk and all I have to show for it is severe sunburn ( I look like i slept face first on a griddle) and some dehydration. Oh and there may have been some ale involved.

Anybody else find they are sometimes better at reading for people after a tipple or ten?

I'm going to be heavily into the H2O for a wee while, well until tomorrow anyway as there may be a BBQ and wherever there are BBQ's there are inevitably drinks and malarkey. But after that I'm going to really really detox I think.......apart from the wine obviously, that's one of my five a day.

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aRR.

My keyboard is a git. [tongue]

I have sometimes found myself partaking in impromptu readings when inebriated,yes. [crazy] [eek] [greensmile]

I also once fell aselep on the beach in Majorca,in the Midday Sun. [shock2] [clown]

I've drank some wine and now I must go sleep.Yey!
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I have a friend that can't do a reading for a hill of beans when sober, but when you get her stoned she turns into Nostradamus. She's an engineering student so I like to tease her that she's too logical for tarot unless she's baked. [grin2]

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I have a new cocktail:

one generous dollop Absinthe/Absinth

two generous dollops Gin

pour into tall glass with bitter lemon and ice...

Serve with cannabis.

Amd,there you have it:The Clusterfuck.

You're welcome. [crazy] [yay]
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I shall probably be dropping by this thread later tonight [greensmile] ...in the interim:


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One can only know where one is OR the momentum of which one is moving, I feel that other than the 66,600 mph Everything on the earth moves my body is moving at roughly 22 mph towards the floor because I am laughing so hard. I am laughing so hard because after reading this thread I no longer know where I am. [rofl]
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After some red wine (or more then just "some") I even more appreciate the gift of clear speech that so many seem to loose after reaching similar circumstances and worse.

And as it was asked (quite a long time ago) in this thread for the favourite of this awful and yet enjoyable (at the moment) neurotoxin, I stand tall with the red fermented grape juice and the fermented honey wine, Met being the better one of the two in my not so sober eyes. Matching good with some sweet cake, a nice film, a woman or all three at once. Though I have not tried the last one yet...
bye bye

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In d Spirit of the Trollpit.
Guys where you from? Guess majority from the USA?
I'm from this awful place on the map.
I'm Croatiam born, left for Serbia when war begam 1991 Anno Domini
Just to get war again.
Spent life in Belgrade and have a urban legend charizma following me like an escort :)
The farmost where ive been is London UK
Just didn't have idea porn and alcohol is forbidden to minors when I was 13, over there.
Ciggies forbidden too. My country got such laws relatively recently.
I drink alcohol.
Beers, wine, red white, then vodka, jack then when wasted it, a good serbian brandy schnaps of suspicious qualities.
I never puke on parties like that. Have stomach juices that digest alcohol.
I always get poisoned on parties get bit 'zombified' and that's it. Lawl. Not ever dizzy in the morning and drunkness goes away fast. Love good apple schnapss and plum. Fruit brandies of all sorts. [grin] [twisted]
And Jesvs said: Go into those peepz...

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Well, back from the family reunion, convinced to try drinking by my mom's cousin's boyfriend.
Annnnnnnnd I instantly regret it. shit that stuff burns.
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...Fruit brandies of all sorts. [grin] [twisted]
Ooft,Slivovice is wicked stuff. [greensmile]

I'm hereish:

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I love this thread! I think I am eligible to write being on my second glass of wine. I think there should be a troll pit on Facebook for all the drunken to post there shenanigans without over flooding my news feed!

Knowing myself this won't be my last post on this thread [clown]

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What kind of self control I had to pull up right now, it is insane. I drank a bit of beer, and proceeded to pleasure myself with homemade walnut brandy. Whole house is at sleep, it is very late in their perception right now. When I'm drunk I tend to be energetic and in good fashion, so my emotions manifest really loud. And I come across this:

http://www.occultforum.org/forum/viewto ... 15&t=34428
http://www.occultforum.org/forum/viewto ... =6&t=34127

I don't know if this is a troll or a real person, but this is...wow, it deserves it's own series. I would watch the fuck out of it.

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